P.T.J.D 

The feeling of regret or dismay after jacking off to someone or something you are not proud of.

Jamal - “Yo Danny Devito how you feeling?”

Danny- “Sad, just got P.T.J.D from watching nugget porn”

P.T.J.D by Jaccauley April 29, 2019

P and J.D.

A dynamic duo, brother from another mother, ace boon coons

We’re tight man, you’re my brother, we’re like P and J.D.!

P and J.D. by Hoosthewiz February 14, 2026

D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S 

From She-ra and the Princesses of Power
Season 5 Ep. 13, The Heart Part 2

"Don't you get it? I love you. I always have. So, please, just this once... stay." - Catra Applesauce Meowmeow

"Do you know what 'D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S.' means?"

D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S by beep..boop..bop January 12, 2021

D.O.T.P.J. 

Double Over the Pants Job.

Where a girl gives two guys over-the-pants hand jobs at the same time.

"On the bus to formal, me and my bro are gettin' D.O.T.P.J.'s from the same chick like a fucking DJ. I call that bitch Skrillex." -Dom Mazzetti

D.O.T.P.J. by Bazooka_Jane March 5, 2013

j'd in my p's

A shortening of the ever-popular catch phrase "I jizzed in my pants."

Korean #1: Hey I heard StarCraft 2 is coming out in late 2009.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.

j'd in my p's by mastashih April 3, 2009

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

j.o.p.d. 

jack offs per day; amount of times you masturbate

"Over the summer, I was averaging j.o.p.d."

j.o.p.d. by J. Michaelson January 4, 2008