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The rockinest little town in upstate New York. Home to countless fledgling celebrities, and many failed ones who fled home to the comfort of the Barleycorn. Often confused with Oswego, which has way more trust fund babies and markedly inferior weed.
I'm going to Owego for the Strawberry Festival, but we'll probably end up in the 'Corn.
Owego by Katie Mae May 6, 2008
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Noted as the coolest small town in America. It's possible for sure. The OPD (owego police department) is probably the biggest waste of money anyone has ever spent. Frankie rules the streets (the local homeless bum) although hes been MIA lately. Town is filled with a lot of druggies, most of which never leave or go anywhere in life. Lots of rich old folks live in the village. Front St. is great downtown, other than that the rest of the streets are filled with straight dirt. Great place for teenages to grow up besides the fact that you have to drive almost everywhere to have some fun. Drunken donuts get it's fair share of customers. Best activities include pissing off local old people, getting drunk and or high, and cruisin the town. The indians once lived here, and the underground railroad runs under certain houses.
Person A: Want to go roll an L then cruise Owego?
Person B: What else would we do?
Person C: True.
Owego by Merp Alerpa March 15, 2010

Oswego, IL 

This west suburb, once a small farm town, rapidly changed into a mini-Naperville over the course of a couple years. The divide between social classes in teens is very apparent:

(1) redneck farmers that live close to Plainfield, who smoke newps and eat taco bell

(2) the kids from upper-class conservative families (who were forced to play summer football and cheerleading as 2 year olds in extremely hot weather conditions- many collapsed and died but the ones who made it make up a large portion of the jocks with severe internal trauma that translates to everyone else as unmatchable drive combined with a superiority complex) who smoke minimal newps and eat taco bell on the weekends

(3) the white-trash from Boulder Hill who smoke newps and eat the most taco bell (on account of their proximity to the Montgomery location)

(4) the super ghetto mexican/black/wigers and their families who most likely attend Oswego East High School but technically live in Aurora- almost all are associated with a "gang", smoke the most newps, and have the taco bell hookups (free shit)

(5) the stoners/scenesters and who desperately want to be hipsters but they smoke newps and eat taco bell, so they cannot

(6) social misfits who don't smoke or eat fast food and truly suck major balls.

Since 2007, there has been an eerie number of teen deaths.

Along with this outrageous number of deaths, there is also an overwhelming amount of teen pregnancies/mothers from every social class.
Mr. William: Oh, you are a teenager from Oswego, IL?

Billiam: Yes...

Mr. William: Did you know you have a 98.5% higher chance that you will die in a strange accident or have a child before you are 20?

Billiam: Yeh, I knows it.
Oswego, IL by BILLIAM MURPHY May 28, 2010

Oswego East 

The school-like prison in Oswego, Il servicing SD308. Also known as OE or OEHS.
"Hey, do you go to Oswego East?"

"Yeah, I'm stuck there for two more years."
Oswego East by Ozitec March 9, 2021

lake oswego 

1: My grandpa's got a house in Lake Oswego.
2: Who is he, Bill Gates?
lake oswego by Señor Sanchez March 5, 2017

SUNY Oswego

(1) Place of attendence that involves some gangsta ass nigs that ride dirty with sophistication and class like your mom was last night. Bitches be crazy and playas be straight nasty.

(2) To describe INTENSE consumption of beer/boos/drugs... to make a long story short THAT SHIT BE BANGIN

(3) Fine academic establishment
(1) DUDE #1: Yo son last weekend at SUNY Oswego shit was off the hizzie and the po po's were all up on my shit.
DUDE #2: OH SNAP!! Did you pull out your gat yo?!
DUDE #1: Nah son, I just coo coo'd

(2) YO we strait up SUNY Oswego'd it last night son!

lake oswego high 

A rich white school that has good teachers and staff. The drug trade in this school is huge and almost anyone there sells drugs. A lot of the girls there are hoes and catfish, and there is a sizable populations of retards in it.
Lake oswego high seems like a place we should drop by
lake oswego high by XxUnknowxX April 2, 2017