Opabinia 

Opabinia regalis lived 500 million years ago during the Cambrian Period. It had 5 eyes, a proboscis, and a backwards mouth. It was about 2-3 inches long, and it ate plankton by catching it's proboscis, the feeding it up to it's mouth! The opabinia was also the awesomest creature alive!

Opabinias are very awesome!!

Opabinia by The Opabinia June 5, 2016

Oyabun 

Head of a Yakuza family, basically a japaneese counterpart to a don(head of Italion/Siilian mafia), the oyabun is the father figure(oyabun means father in japaneese), supior to the Waka-Gashira(second in command).

Bring this cocksucking screw-up to the Oyabun and kiss his left pinky-tip good bye.

Oyabun by Patrick SW June 28, 2006

Opabinia 

A prehistoric sea creature that existed during the Cambrian period. Mainly looking very unusual and alien-like from most modern sea creatures today.

I personally find the Opabinia to be way cooler than the tyrannosaurus rex.

Opabinia by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Oabing 

When you shit diarrhea into a bowl, grab a paintbrush, and wipe the poo all over your chest.

"Holy Shit, he's just discovered the beautiful realm of oabing:

Oabing by Upamonaco August 7, 2024