|1.||overlord of toast|
1. The almighty ruler and grand poobah of anything that ever was, is, and ever will be toast and/or toasty.
2. a person who replaces any given word with the word "toast" or its subsidiaries.
1. I rule you beacuse I am the Overlord of Toast!
2a. Go toast yourself.
2b. "How are you today?" "I'm quite toasty, how are you?"
2c. Shut the toast up you mothertoaster!