a dance move that signals women that your girlfriend(s) is(are) out of town.

place where all girls eat and get fat to fit in. Normal size guys take out the blimp wifes out to the china buffet and watch them eat everything

also the place where the richest homeless people in the world are. There are people living in their cars making 80 grand a year, just think thousands of people at night are jacking off in the wal mart parking lot

To act like an extreme tourist. This includes taking pictures of anything and everything, Standing in the middle of a busy sidewalk reading a map, and halting the flow through subway turnstiles because you can't figure out which side of your ticket goes in first.

Coventry, a large town located in Rhode Island filled with nothing but fast food restaurants, walmart, cvs, and a super stop and shop. The majority of coventry kids attend coventry high school, a recently renovated disgusting building which is filled with trailer park trash, hippies,ghetto thug wannabes, and the group of upper middle class kids who think they own the ground everyone walks on. Since there is so much to do in this town, (sense the sarcasm), everyone of those groups just named also qualify for the pothead group. Parties are usually located at Carbunkle, or at a random house in western with a woodsie backyard (although that statement pertains to almost every house in "c-town") Those kids who live in coventry but have attended a private school, they are the kids you used to be friends with, until they became better than you. The only time you will see these kids is at a dance, or when they are looking for one of the CHS keggers in the woods. If you live in coventry, your friends are in coventry.. no where else, people who live here dont get out much... unless ur lookin to pull a hey buddy at an out of town liquor store.

a team that is desperatly chased by people who have nothing better to do with thier time.

they lost thier very first home opener in comiskey to st. luis as they were shut out, poor guys embarrased a brand new field,

then the park closes again for some reconstruction and upon its grand re-opening the sox blew it again against cleveland

then in the very first morning game ever in comisky, they lose to texas, poor fans cant they celabrate one milstone for the park at least?

well not really the new comisky park opens and on the very first game played there they lose to the tigers, 16-0

they won the world seris for the 2005 season, lets celebrate!!!! since the last time they won it was in 1917
yep that was an 88 year wait.

wait did i forget the 1918 world series? oh yeah the one where eight of them sold out, well there ya go continuing with the history of selling out they also change thier stadium name to honor the great u.s. celluler company, wow what pride.

so far they have only made 4 world series appearances, in 1906, 1917, 1918, and 2005. if history repeats itself, we may have to wait another 88 years for them to win, seeing that they didnt make it to the playoffs in 2006, (the same way they did in 1917-1918) wich they also started off the season in first place all the way until it really mattered, past the all-star game, when they fell to the tigers, and eventually out of the wild card race.

i dont know about you, but with a record like that i rea...

the best band to come out of DC

one of the best reggae bands ever

the day they broke up was the day the music died.

A person who is not quite a tourist, but not a local. Often used to describe a person who owns property in a vacation area and lives there for a season.

They are aware of local customs and frequently curse those damn out-of-towners.

This is common in beach-side towns in the summer