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This is a seldom seen sex position in which a male places his two balls in a female's eyesockets, his erect penis then points upwards resembling pointed ottoman helmets of ancient times.
So did you guys get realy kinky last night?
Yeah we did some crazy shit, he even let me wear the ottoman helmet!
by Jdizzle888 April 21, 2009

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