Ottis P. Schodinger 

The first blind man to solve a Rubik's cube. Schodinger's revolutionary techniques have changed the way the cube is solved by many in modern culture.

Person 1: Hey are you trying to solve that rubiks cube?

Person 2: Yeah I'm using the Schodinger method!

Person 1: Whats that?

Person 2: Its the method used to solve the Rubiks cube by Ottis P. Schodinger the first blind man to solve the cube!

Ottis P. Schodinger by JJJ "the big one" August 18, 2012

Ottie 

A sweet and intelligent soul. Warm, fuzzy, and wise beyond his years.

Thanks for your presence, little Buddha, Ottie.

Ottie by Boof's Girl February 12, 2014

Andri Ottesen 

Andri is a godly man, this man is the goddamn teacher blessed by every greek and roman god except Hera/Juno because he claimed himself a higher man than her.

He has a huge schlong and is a OGPOSATELE one of the greatest pieces of shits of all time ever to see the light of earth.

Andri Ottesen: BOY! did you do your homework.
Me: no.
Andri Ottesen : good, because i did it for you.

Andri Ottesen by annynomonymously-man January 12, 2022

OTTISTIC 

A person with limited skill in any area who believes he is superior in thought than anyone in the workplace yet has no credentials in the field.

Steve is a new guy and he is being rather "OTTISTIC" since he thinks he will get the promotion before me even if he has limited skill

OTTISTIC by DEFKON99 February 22, 2011

OTTIS

A type of syndrome where the sufferer over reacts to many different situations blowing them out of proportion.

O ver
T he
T op
I diot
S yndrome

1. She has severe OTTIS!
2. I think we should nickname her "OTTIS"

OTTIS by MagicMan744 February 12, 2009

Ottis

A person that is so hot , so hot that when you read you automatically feel an orgasm inside you

Ottis in castlecroft is soo Damn Sexxy

Ottis by Ottisy May 21, 2011

Outies 5000

Another way of saying goodbye or "I'm leaving."

Well I got to get home. Outies 5000 bro.

Outies 5000 by Melkon October 18, 2008