Orgu - The greatest thing known to mankind. Description : It is a ominous looking latex ball filled with water and hangs off a stretchable latex tether of the same colour. The power of Orgu lies in the fact that it feels like a boob not boobs but just a boob. This "tit"ular singularity is its greatest power - since whichever straight man or lesbo girl holds orgu is transported to a realm where he/she is holding A boob and therefore his/her disposition corresponds to this situation which is generally calm and controlled. Hence Orgu controls all...
Before Orgu: Shut the fuck up donny....
After Orgu: Aww Donny, you shouldnt speak so much...ooh