An incredibly impressive pair of breasts with the power to bring a viewer to their knees with tears of joy and gratitude. They must be natural and at least a C cup. The nipples must be of ideal proportions, and pointed slightly upwards. Finally, the breasts themselves must be uncannily spherical when the owner is standing at rest.
I had promised myself that this was it, I was finally going to break it off. That’s when she unleashed her orbs of power, and I was compelled to bury my face in them until I passed out.
by Uncle Wacky April 2, 2019