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Orbisculate

1 to accidentally squirt juice and/or pulp into one’s eye, as from a grapefruit when using a spoon to scoop out a section for eating.

2 to accidentally squirt the inner content from fruits, vegetables and other foods onto one’s face, body or clothing, or onto that of a person nearby.
“Why are you squinting, dear?” “It’s nothing. The grapefruit I was eating just orbisculated into my eye.”
Orbisculate by kidduninkindonuts September 30, 2020
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orbisculate

When a citrus fruit squirts your eye. The story was reported on both NPR and the CBC show "As it Happens."
My grapefruit orbisculated when I pushed a spoon into it this morning.
orbisculate by Web Slinger March 3, 2021
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Orbisculate

As a VERB: What it’s called when a citrus fruit squirts juice as you attempt to eat, slice, or peel it.

As a NOUN: The juice that squirts out of a citrus fruit when attempting to eat, slice, or peel it.
V: I love grapefruit, but I know as soon as I stick the spoon in, it will orbisculate into my eye.

N: Ouch! I was peeling an orange and got some orbisculate in my eye!

Orbisculate

To accidentally squirt juice and/or pulp into one’s eye, as from a grapefruit when using a spoon to scoop out a section for eating.
Ahh! That lemon just Orbisculated into my eye!
Orbisculate by IPLAYGAMESIDK March 30, 2023

Orfaculated 

The opposite of articulated. When there is two or more sections connected by a stiff joint.
"an orfaculated lorry"
Orfaculated by Timcis May 2, 2018

Orbicular 

Perfectly round, circular in shape. Perimeter of the moon, and earth.

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
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