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(1)Some who enjoys citrus fruits.

(2)To cockblock someone with your nutritious eating, and non drinking shannanigans.
John prefers to eat oranges instead of drinking at a party, then conveniently remembers to remind eric that the girl he is hooking up with is not his girlfriend.

Andrew: I hate that, he is always denying guys getting laid, the damned orange eater
by Andrew Reynolds January 21, 2008

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