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3.
1:Talking or bragging about yourself or a subject matter you know almost everything about to the point of excess.

2:When someone continuously talks about something only they are interested in.

3: to talk endlessly simply for enjoyment, attention, or control.
Never ask Jon about his job unless you want to experience 3 hours of oral masturbation .
by BynoT August 03, 2010
 
1.
to be jerked off with the lips - preferably by a chick with DSL's
"hey baby, come help me with some oral masturbation."
by fallen5t4r August 29, 2007
 
2.
Eating food that has no nutritional value whatsoever, but still tastes good. E.g. bubble gum.
A: You shouldn't chew gum.
B: Why?
A: It has no vitimins or minerals, or calories! Chewing gum is oral masturbation!
B: Ewe!
by Uberkawaiidouche February 22, 2011