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Hipster, or Gay? 

Ever have a hard time telling if the man you see across the bar from you at your favorite artisan coffee house is a hispter, or gay?

Ever have a hard time telling if the woman listening to alternative music sitting on a park bench with her 30 year old bike next to her is a hipster, or gay?

Ever see people sitting around trying to distinguish those walking by: hipster, or gay?

A game commonly played by residents of urban settings, college campuses, and visitors to hipster enclaves. The right answer is never what you think it is.
"See that guy with the super tight jeans and the American Apparel deep v-neck tee? Is he a hipster, or is he gay?"

"See that girl with the turtle shell glasses with no lenses and four scarves? Is she a hipster, or is she a lesbian?"

"Is he really wearing a fedora, flannel, fingerless gloves, sunglasses, and sporting some very interesting facial hair? Hipster, or gay?
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Hipster, or Gay? 

Ever have a hard time telling if the man you see across the bar from you at your favorite artisan coffee house is a hispter, or gay?

Ever have a hard time telling if the woman listening to alternative music sitting on a park bench with her 30 year old bike next to her is a hipster, or gay?

Ever see people sitting around trying to distinguish those walking by: hipster, or gay?

A game commonly played by residents of urban settings, college campuses, and visitors to hipster enclaves. The right answer is never what you think it is.
"See that guy with the super tight jeans and the American Apparel deep v-neck tee? Is he a hipster, or is he gay?"

"See that girl with the turtle shell glasses with no lenses and four scarves? Is she a hipster, or is she a lesbian?"

"Is he really wearing a fedora, flannel, fingerless gloves, sunglasses, and sporting some very interesting facial hair? Hipster, or gay?

gay-googling or gay-gling 

"gay-googling" or "gay-gling". when you are searching something online or texting people to find out what's going on ......"this wkend".
What's going on this weekend? Where are the pool parties this wkend? I am still gay-googling or gay-gling.

Gay or European 

It’s hard to guarantee.
β€œIs he gay or European”
Gay or European by MrFrosty6487000 February 25, 2021

Gay or European 

A Question much more confusing that the meaning of the universe
Jake: "Dude, Is Ryan gay or european?"
Tim: "Oh fuck i don't know"
Gay or European by Jeramuse August 11, 2021

Gay or Nay 

A game in which two or more players take turns sending a photo of a male or female to another player, at which point the receiving player determines whether or not they believe the person in the photo is homosexual. It may or may not be played with a scale of 0-10; 0 being straight, 10 being gay, and anything in between given a description of their level of sexuality.
Bro 1: Hey, wanna play gay or nay?
Bro 2: Sure, bro!
Bro 1: *sends picture of Bro 2*
Bro 2: 0 fer sher.
Gay or Nay by NoobTwinz5 July 8, 2012

Gay or Homosexual 

To be attracted to (sexually or romantically) the same gender or sex. Females are often called Lesbians. Gay is the non-offensive term to describe two males romantically in love with one another. Often is used as an insult in middle school.
The pride flag for homosexuals is typically a rainbow consisting of red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple, sometimes adding brown and black at the top to represent people of colour. This flag can be used to generalize all LGBTQ+ members, though. The flag for homosexual women varies. One is called the "Butch lesbian flag" which has shades of purple and grey, used to describe women with more masculine traits. The other is called the "Lipstick lesbian flag" and has shades of red and pink instead, describing lesbians with more feminine traits.
Men have a special flag, too, which uses the colours green and blue in that order. Most prefer to use the generalized pride flag, though.
Person A: You're gay
Person B: I was raised by two dads, so it's not a problem.

Person A: I meant it as a compliment
Person B: Oh, cool. Most middle schoolers use gay or homosexual as an insult, so it's nice to know people use it as a compliment.