Opportunistic conveniencer

Someone who actively seeks the most convenient route in life at every opportunity.

Person 1 "Hey man, wanna go hit the gym?"

Person 2 "Is it within walking distance?"
Person 1 "Nah man we gotta get the bus..."
Person 2 "I'll pass thanks bro"
Person 1 "Damn it, you're such an opportunistic conveniencer"

by Thewreycouncil October 22, 2019