oops poops

A term for when you cut a fart but realize you pooped your pants.

Jennifer cried oops poops when she tried to cut a silent but deadly one and a bunch of liquid shit came squirting out of her ass.

oops poops by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

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oops poops

N.The accidental crapping of ones pants due to laughing uncontrollably or attempting to fart.

Man, Rob told me a joke so funny and the next thing you know I found an oops poops in my pants.

oops poops by iSkateWhoa May 30, 2008

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oops poops

See <word>Oops doodie</word>

I was taking a leak and lifted the leg to fart and had an oops poops.

oops poops by darobman February 15, 2005

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oops a poops

When a young man, woman, child, teen, senior, or illegal alien tries to fart but lets a solid slip from their sphincter. this is also known as a shart. this is mainly done by Old Man Herbert

young kids, "Oh look at Old Man Herbert. Why is his face all scrunched?"

Old Man Herbert, "OOPS A POOPS!"

oops a poops by ConFe August 9, 2008

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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