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Onomatopenis 

1. The word used to describe the sounds that a penis makes.
2. Word invented by the mysterious Robespierre during the first GD movie night.
3. The title of a CD that will be released in the future.
4. User name of the only certified cool-point distributor on Gaiaonline.com
1. I'm writing a sexy story. What's an onomatopenis that I can use?
2. "No, call your CD Onomatopenis."
3."Okay, fine. If I ever release a CD, I'm going to call it Onomatopenis."
4. "Onomatopenis, everyone only loves you because of your username, but that's okay, because it's amazing."
Onomatopenis by Onomanomona August 18, 2009
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Onamonapenis 

The sound your penis makes when you ejaculate. The sound you hear is the whispers of your future.
Jack and Jill were having ses and Jill heard Jack's onamonapenis whisper to her that she is now el pregante. Congragles!
Onamonapenis by Uh... Skinny Penis December 15, 2017
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onomatapenis

the sounds a man makes while masterbating.
dude, i heard your onomatapenis from all the way downstairs last night.
onomatapenis by itcabraun June 13, 2010

Onamonapenis 

The sound your penis makes when you ejaculate. The sounds you hear are whispers of your future.
Jack and Jill were having ses and then Jill heard Jack's onamonapenis whisper to her that she was now el pregante (pregnant).
Congragles!
Onamonapenis by Uh... Skinny Penis December 15, 2017

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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