Oncezek 

when someone is being extremely retarded

quit being such an oncezek

Oncezek by oncezek April 16, 2022

onoz

onoz = oh noes = oh no

dewd#1: lmao you jewbag i r guna keel u
dewd#2: onoz :O

onoz by OMFGWTFUX@URMOM November 17, 2004

Onezan 

Slang term for a whiteboy techie geek trying to be a superstar DJ.

Onezan, as in "on the one's and two's" (Onezan two's)

Coventry (UK) slang. Coined 2009.06.18

Phil, Dan & Stockers - Look at Dee to the Gee man, he's such a Onezan........

DG - Erm.........what is a Onezan, is it a new line of code?

Phil, Dan & Stockers - Whatever Onezan, now do one!

DG - Does not compute

Phil, Dan & Stockers - Onezan, go fine toon dem' Blades down at the centre!

DG - Watchin' doze Blades, havin' a Bud.......

Onezan by Uber Pippo July 23, 2009

oneza 

Oneza is a the type of girl you want to be friends with. A girl who likes to have fun in life but not at the cost of her relaxation time. Loves to travel and see the world for what its worth. Her features are exotic and stunning, her smile and laugh light up a room. She can balance being pretty, smarts, and an awesome personality all at the same time. She can be an amazing friend to the people she likes, but the tides can turn easily if she hates you. She is caring, kind, witty, curious, creative and dedicated to helping people. She is good at heart even though she doesn't like to show it to the masses. She is stunning and has a distinct personality which will defiantly liven up your day. She is strong and knows how to give great advice and will be there to listen to all the shit in your life. She tries to make you feel bad about yourself by proclaiming she is mean but deep down you know she loves you. Overall a 10 out of 10.

Damn, that girl is so funny and is super good looking.
That's an Oneza for sure.

oneza by drmena May 13, 2018

dem onez

Can Mean Different Things Depending On The Situation. The Most Common Definition Of This Phrase Is: " So That's How It Is "

Girl: "I Don't Need You Anymore, I Got Someone Else To Satisfy Me"

Guy: "Dem Onez"

dem onez by ELOQUENT January 30, 2008

Ohnoez 

-A funny way of saying oh no!
-A person who is mentally retarded may also attempt to use ohnoez.

Example 1: I dropped my ice cream on the floor. Ohnoez. =(
Example 2: Jim: Patty, you're such a retard!
Patty: Durr. Ohnoez!

Ohnoez by Massiee October 20, 2007

Onoes 

Derived from: "Oh noes" which means: "Oh no."
Originated: MMORPG known as Maisemore developed by the Crazed Monkeys Team. (www.aspereta.com)
Literal Meaning: "Oh no!"
Originally said by: Unknown

1. Onoes I got Pwnt by a green slime!
2. Onoes you got Pwnt by a newbie!
3. Onoes! Run away, Aunty Punchy is coming!

Onoes by Dukes March 11, 2005