onion lakers 

girls with ugly thick drawn on eyebrows, red lipstick and usually vertical lip piercings. onion lakers usually think of themselves as "hot shit" usually do duckface/kissy lips in photos.

guy 1 "look at those girls eyebrows"
guy 2 "that's and onion laker"
guy 1 "looks like she uses sharpie to color that sh*t in"
guy 2 "onion lakers ferda"

onion lakers by destroyer2121 December 11, 2013

Onion Laker 

Someone who has been a resident of Onion Lake, Saskatchewan for a period of, one year, or more.

Only an Onion Laker can do that!
I was gracious enough to meet an Onion Laker.

Onion Laker by Darkforce10 October 28, 2010

Onion Laker 

A woman of distinction. A strong educated woman. a woman with children whom can feed, cloth and entertain her children.

An Onion Laker is a very strong woman

Onion Laker by FurLife April 13, 2014

peeling layers of the onion 

This refers to the mental status of a person. The brain is the onion, and layers are the functions processed by the brain. As a person's mental status changes (ex. as they become intoxicated) they are peeling layers that control functions of the brain. The outer layers are the highest functions, and the first to go.

"So I heard last night was a blast"
"Yeah everyone was peeling layers of the onion, I dont think anyone could talk by the end!"

peeling layers of the onion by themagichat October 8, 2007

onions have layers 

ONIONS HAVE LAYERS WE NEED NEED LAYERS SHREK WOULD BE PROUD

Onions have LAYERS!!!!

onions have layers by Shrek would be proud April 5, 2019

Onions have layers 

True dat. It is as the great shrek once said, ogres have layers.

"What do ogres have in common with onions? Onions have layers!"

Onions have layers by DankPepeMemeLord69 December 19, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019