Any area of land that is devoid of Internet access. These areas are commonly found deep in the Appalachians or in the vast swaths of sparsely populated lands in the West. However, Uninternetia can spread anywhere in the event of a power outage or a Blackberry that took a spin in your toilet bowl.

1. We stayed at my aunt’s house in BFE New Mexico and I was stuck in Uninternetia all week. I totally had 68 notifications on Facebook when I got back.

2. "Mr. Power decides to bail while I'm on MySpace talking to the man of my dreams? EPIC FAIL. Uninternetia blows.

Uninternetia by Imaboygenius June 18, 2009

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OhInternet

The site formally known as Encyclopedia Dramatica. It used to be a satirical site filled with shock humor until the creator copped out and made it SFW, losing everybody's respect. Greed does wonders to certain people.

/b/tard: This was the worst fucking idea ever.
Casual fag: Relax guys, OhInternet is the best.
/b/tard: Ugh, you new fags are ruining the internet

OhInternet by ihatepigs757 May 5, 2011

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Looking at picture on the internet they deem too pixelated, but most of the times the picture is only blurry due to greasy fingers on their glasses.
Only used by neckbeards who are trying to sound cool while supressing the thoughts of their own viginity and mortality. Because they don't realize

Lil bro is on internet explorer.
or the beta/virgin version
Good caption internet explorer.

On Internet Explorer by Linguistic God of Poos July 27, 2023

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ohinternet

The fail replacement for Encyclopedia Dramatica.

ohinternet is a know your meme knockoff.

ohinternet by lulz04905895848 May 7, 2011

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