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captain one speed 

captain one speed by Jdub4200 December 27, 2008

Plant two trees with one seed 

Getting two things done at once.
We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can

'plant two trees with one seed'.

one speedy boi 

A man/woman that can run faster than the speed of light
He's fast. He is one speedy boi
one speedy boi by One speedy boi February 7, 2018

one seed 

A Fool/Idiot/Lamer/Chump - One ball
A one seed just crashed into me!
What you didn't save it, what a one seed!
one seed by Nathan G A October 30, 2007

Feed two birds with one seed

A phrase one uses when they are too much of a pussy to use the established and correct adage.

For the correct usage, see “Kill two birds with one stone.”
I am an extremely annoying person, so I feed two birds with one seed by also regularly misusing adages.

Chuckin a seedy one

Doing or saying something extremely creepy or gross -- seedy.
1. John: Wanna hear my rule with girls? If there's grass on the pitch play ball.
Alex: Man you're good at chuckin a seedy one!

2. The fine art of randomly doing a Mr Baldy impersonation.