one eyed weasel
one eyed weasel by kilakila...A.K.A. The Candy Man July 24, 2006
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Bop the one-eyed weasel
Verb: To Masturbate.
I just bopped the one-eyed weasel on your pillow last night.
'Bop the one-eyed weasel'? What's that?
Oh, nothing.
'Bop the one-eyed weasel'? What's that?
Oh, nothing.
Bop the one-eyed weasel by soggy waffle December 17, 2009
Taunt the one-eyed weasel
Euphemism for masturbation.
Taunt the one-eyed weasel by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017
the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls
the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...
the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls by royceda20 May 3, 2009
One-eyed Flesh Weasel
The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.
Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel
Man 2- No way let me see
Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited
Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT
Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited
Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......
Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky
Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell
Man 2- No way let me see
Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited
Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT
Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited
Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......
Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky
Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell
One-eyed Flesh Weasel by chef suckmyballs February 25, 2010
One Eyed Wonder Weasel
One Eyed Wonder Weasel by The WERM January 25, 2004