two cats one bowl
two cats one bowl by Meeeeemeeeeeez March 25, 2017
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bowl in one
A feat only quick poopers can achieve, the bowl in one is when you flush the toilet -before- you sit on it and quickly shit right as the water is being flushed so the shit travels with it down the pipe.
Guy 1: "Dude how the fuck do you take shits so quickly?"
Guy 2: "I actually trained for my asshole for 3 years in the mountains to be able to shit so quickly that I could make a bowl in one."
Guy 1: "Why the fuck am I friends with you?"
Guy 2: "I actually trained for my asshole for 3 years in the mountains to be able to shit so quickly that I could make a bowl in one."
Guy 1: "Why the fuck am I friends with you?"
bowl in one by Rookus January 8, 2016
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One pin bowling
The finely crafted art of 2 fingers and 1 thumb in the males clay pit whilst tugging on his single pin and aiming for a strike.
Suzie went for a clean strike when she put her fingers in my hooter whilst I was wanking in her face she told me she was one pin bowling.
One pin bowling by The Sex Badger August 20, 2019
Two Bowls and One Plate
Two Bowls and One Plate by scumbagmccornman June 15, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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