When you hook up with a person, with hopes of having possible multiple night stands, and realize that you can only stand them for one night because the sex is just that bad. It's usually followed by feelings of frustration and disappointment because the night looked hopeful for you before you got naked.
That guy and I had a one night stand, the sex was horrible. I can't take anymore than one night with him.
by whodoyouwantmetobe September 18, 2008
An event that happens when you drink too much or you're so terribly desprate for sex, you have a fun night with a stranger only to wake up and know that you have a 50% chance you contracted chlamydia and/or how disappointed God is of you. But it doesn't matter because you'll do it again anyway.
A one night stand is like Russian roulette, you either get a high chance of great sexy times or you fucking shoot yourself in the head. Might as well just fuck your bestfriend.
by an anonymous girl_ZaX November 12, 2017
by That is true^ May 4, 2020
Sexual activity with another person intended for one night only. (Derives from showbiz, a "one-off show". But also of course from the suggestion of a one-off erection, though the term is used by women as well as men as a candid description of "getting your rocks off" when a bit of no-strings fucking etc. was desired.
“I've never had a one-night stand because I've always been afraid that in the cold light of day, she'll wake up and think; "Oh my God! What the hell am I doing in bed with a stupid cunt like this?!”
by kofi May 14, 2003
A One-Night Stand is where two consenting adults who are mutually horny agree to engage in coitus. One-Night Stands are only defined as such when the tryst lasts ONE night...no repeats! (otherwise we have casual sex). One-Nights Stands typically involve sprucing up, clubs/bars, copious amounts of liquor, great sex without small-talk, and driving away or leaving after sex.
Woman: "Want to head to my place?"
Man: "Sure, not looking for anything serious right now, just a One-Night Stand."
(great sex follows arriving at his/her place, girl or guy gets up to get dressed.)
Man/Woman: "Have a great night."
Man/Woman Reply: "You too."
(get in car and go home.)
Man: "Sure, not looking for anything serious right now, just a One-Night Stand."
(great sex follows arriving at his/her place, girl or guy gets up to get dressed.)
Man/Woman: "Have a great night."
Man/Woman Reply: "You too."
(get in car and go home.)
by Medder89' December 30, 2011
A one-night stand is where two people have a sexual encounter, where there is no expectation of establishing a romantic relationship
"Last night this guy and I had an amazing night!"
"Oh really, what was his name?"
"I don't know, it was just a One Night Stand!"
"Oh really, what was his name?"
"I don't know, it was just a One Night Stand!"
by bunny2590 November 24, 2008
by FreshAndBallin June 19, 2010