Skinny Eater on the Telephone 

adverb-- Someone who calls many times a day for short conversation. Just like a skinny person eating 6 small meals a day and no large meals.

Karen is such a skinny eater on the telephone.

Skinny Eater on the Telephone by Zula Queen of the Dwarf People July 6, 2010

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone 

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.

BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone by ..WiL May 24, 2005

talking to Ralph on the white telephone 

Vomiting most profusely.

Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.

talking to Ralph on the white telephone by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

Talking to God on the big white telephone by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009

talking on the great white telephone

vomitting into the toilet (usually with your arms wrapped around the bowl)

I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.

talking on the great white telephone by Jake March 24, 2004

talk to huey on the great white telephone

To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.

Excuse me, I think those prawns were off, I have to go talk to Huey on the great white telephone.

talk to huey on the great white telephone by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone 

To throw up; to vomit.

I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.

saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone by northerner1 October 8, 2007