An unusually large male genitalia. Usually hanging to one side or another, it may resemble a large hook. I combination of girth and length with a slight curve is what gives a penis meat hook characteristics.
I saw Miguel naked today in the shower. The man has a fucking meat hook. I wonder how many ladies he has fleejed
by Cooter Johnson December 11, 2016
Term used for a below average chick that you aren't really all that fussed about. You can fuck her or leave her. An average piece of meat that you use and leave hangin'.
Me: Hey Jay, there's some meat hook checking you out over there.
Jay: Cool, well I wasn't really doing anything exciting tonight anyway.
Jay: Cool, well I wasn't really doing anything exciting tonight anyway.
by Cory Cooper February 25, 2016
When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.
Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"
by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023
Going on a date with an ex outside your house, to bring your spark back ,make out and take her home.
by Ghost 404 November 1, 2021
by 69andfeelingfine March 21, 2021
Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.
Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"
by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020
The act of cutting across three or more lanes on the highway in the interest of not missing your exit. Predominantly seen in Indianapolis, although it can be seen elsewhere.
by Bobcat205 June 8, 2023