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Working on the boat 

Working on the boat is a euphemism for masturbating. Our friend would give an excuse for not hanging out with us by saying that, "he was working on the boat". Eventually we got so bothered by his "working on the boat" that we went to his house and asked his mother and she told us that he was in the bathroom. However he didn't exit the bathroom for 45 minutes. Thus he was "working on the boat".
Person 1: Hey were going over to my house, want to come?
Person 2: Sorry, I gotta work on the boat.

Person 1: Where were you man?
Person 2: Sorry, I was at my house working on the boat.
Working on the boat by mckeky01 August 11, 2010

harry on the boat 

To spread your man muck on someone's face. Comes from the rhyming slang for Spunk (Harry Monk) on the Face (Boat Race).
I got maximum points for being the first person to get Harry on the Boat with some slapper while we were away on holiday.
harry on the boat by SimonP July 27, 2006

get on the boat 

many roblox chats with friends start off with subtle racism such as this and end with very racist comment never to be said to to people who get offended easily as it is all jokes between friends
get on the boat (said to friend starts a argument)
those black noggaers (because u cant swear) they are infiltrating into our white community and got into our white house that fried chicken licker cuxt

Grandma's on the boat! 

1. A slang term for when a member of ones social circle engages in an act that they would typically be unwilling or unable to participate in due to various limitations.

2. An ironic expression intended to celebrate rowdy behavior by juxtaposing that behavior with the behavioral tendencies of the elderly and enfeebled.
Prsn1: Lets go into town for a late night pub crawl.
Prsn2: Okay, but you know I can't handle alcohol quite like I used to...
Prsn1: Grandma's on the boat!

man on the boat 

I hit the man on the boat like he owed me $300 and hit it like a speed bag while putting him in a vacuum.
man on the boat by cookbook May 12, 2014

Pirates on the Boat 

Pirates on the Boat is from the song "Pirates on the Boat" by Yuno Miles. Its the most fire song and its lit.
Pirates on the boat, Pirates on the boat, Pirates on the fucking boat.