whap my bacon on her face

1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.

"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."

whap my bacon on her face by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008

Blow the Muck on her face 

Irish for ejaculating your "load", which contains semen and sperm, all over a sluts face, and hopefully she will have the common decency to fuck off afterwards.
A common practice in Ireland usually without the slut fucking off as they want more muck.

" jasus would ya look at that whooer!" said a Fat ugly Irish man
" She deserves the muck" said his even fatter girlfriend
"BLow the Muck on her face" said the fat ugly Irish man with a grin on his face
" No thats my dinner" said the irish model (Fat woman)

Blow the Muck on her face by Muckeroo July 23, 2010

Cock-amole on her Face-adilla 

To place one's seed on a woman's face.

I'd totally unload my cock-amole on her face-adilla.

Cock-amole on her Face-adilla by Peter? January 15, 2009

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