1.) One who is void of talent and tact. Loser or lay-about. A generally worthless human being.

2.) One who washes nickles for employment.
1.) "That no good nickle washer stole my wallet."
2.) "Until this economy picks up, I've had to become a nickle washer to pay my bills."
by MeanJeanMcGee February 12, 2013
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The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city
Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?
by tHe--cReAtOr March 24, 2023
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