G.O.D

G.O.D is an abbreviation with two meanings. General Of Destruction or when talking to a girl it can mean Get Off Dick.

"What girl? Can't you see i'm G.O.D so you also be like G.O.D and Get Off Dick beotch!

by Steve Fuller May 31, 2004

G.O.D.

Gad's
Obvious
Disguise

G.O.D. is right in plain sight, but, few see it.

God is Gad. God is not Yahweh.

by Norm Alman August 27, 2009

G.O.D.

A shipping company that's full name is Guaranteed Overnight Delivery that operates in the United States.

This anti-venom needs to be in Washington by tomorrow! Somebody call G.O.D.!

by Noneg December 6, 2009

G.O.D.

Girls Over Douchebags.

boys always say M.O.B. as if they choose money over bitches. Girls choose their girls over douchebags. It a saying duh.

Ha, i'd choose my girls over that fool anyday, boys are douches.

by Babbyyygirl20 June 23, 2010

G.O.D

Acronym for Guaranteed Overnight Delivery.

The G.O.D. truck just backed into door 9, can you take 4 skids out of it?

by Buffy69 June 3, 2004

G.O.D.

Girls Over Douchebags.

boys always say M.O.B. as if they choose money over bitches. Girls choose their girls over douchebags. It a saying duh.

"Did you get it on with Danny or party with Lauren last night?'

"Nawh, i believe in G.O.D."

"Yeah, he just wants a piece of ass anyway."

"Ha, i'd choose my girls over that fool anyday, boys are douches."

by Dimepiecenukka June 23, 2010

G.O.D. B.O.I.

Stands for Godly Outrageous Dude But Outrageously Intelligent. If you see one, don't do anything. He can hurt mentally and physically.

Don't enrage the G.O.D. B.O.I. He will hurt your feelings.

by It_Not_Yoshi May 29, 2019