I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)

I’m standing on both ends , heheheh

by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023

both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.

"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

by lol_words October 3, 2018

Every both

Use both the things every time

Why use one when you can have every both.

by Pewd's well wisher November 24, 2020

pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.

Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.

by RepWin August 20, 2023

on Both

It is slang it means when someone is on tip (referring to a tip of penis) and when someone is on dick

Mr.Wright on both

by preety.. December 17, 2021

We can both remove the masks

Closeted gays who want to do coming out and let the world know about their love.

I think it's a good time....we can both remove the masks

by Good soul & heart made of gold May 4, 2020

guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted

the term used to break up any argument between friends or siblings.

2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*

by stankorb March 16, 2021