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Extremely disgusting, yet halarious sexual name for when a guy is getting head and when he busts in the girls ear and folds it over.
"My girlfriend dumped me because i gave her an omlet."
by Donnie November 15, 2004
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I wuz gon' pop a cap in yo ass but omlet you off this time biatch.
by scott April 29, 2003
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A shortening of onmi-mullet, the stringy, hanging long at all directions aging surfer cut usually used to hid a thinning/receding hairline. The omlet's tendency to hang in the eyes and over the ears and thereby reduce audiovisual input has let to several thousand fatalities involving sharks, moving vehicles, and birds looking for adequate nest building materials.
'Dude, that guy is almost thirty. Its time for him to admit hes not the sandstud of 1997 and get a new haircut. That omlet is just sad. Oh crap! Look out guy, a shark!'
by rancid cheeze November 05, 2007
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Nickname for a girl with a perfect egg shaped head.
Me: Brandon, you still trying to hook up with omlet?

Brondon: yea I is.
by Derek Lucas October 04, 2006
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omlet thisin go, shes a wild one
by josh dixon October 29, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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