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Mexican Oil Pipe 

When you fuck an anus with a chilli in your jap's eye
I gave this bloke the Mexican oil pipe last night and my penis felt like it was on fire.
Mexican Oil Pipe by Heinous bloke September 24, 2021

Alaskan Oil Pipe 

Sex move that is done by the man shitting into a condom and twisting it at the to seal it in then using as a dildo on the woman
Male: Would like to do that Alaskan Oil Pipe?
Female: OH MY GOD... YES!
Alaskan Oil Pipe by Grandpa Feces August 22, 2011

Texas Oil Pipe 

The act of a Texan defecating diarrhea in a sexual manner or, alternatively, said action performed in Texas, but not by a Texan.
"Everyone knows about the Alabama hot pocket, but people don't know about the Texas Oil Pipe...and that shit feels GOOD! Emma did it to last night, you know?"

"Good to know, Noah."
Texas Oil Pipe by leafster101 July 31, 2020

LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER 

a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.
Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!

oil the pipes

translates into having a few or more drinks before you head out to the bars for the night, thus lessening your bar tab, and making all the shots, combos consumed later go down much more easily.
I've got to oil the pipes before I head out drinking!
oil the pipes by sean_amadon July 9, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026