The definition of lazy/cheap CEOs, horrible collaboration of ideas/scientists, and a shit-fuck-ton of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Scientist 1: Dude! Let's use shredded tires and golf balls to stop the oil!
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
by Allen75x June 1, 2010
Similar to the Dutch Torpedo. However, this time you position yourself as close as you can to your unsuspecting victims in a body of water, before evacuating your bladder. Then, wait and see how your victims react to the sudden increase in water temperature and/or color change by the spread of your liquid gold.
"You feel that? The water is getting warmer.."
“Oh no! Steve just Dutch Oil spilled us! It’s a natural disaster!”
“Oh no! Steve just Dutch Oil spilled us! It’s a natural disaster!”
by Three Stripes June 11, 2014
by FatherOfTwelve May 7, 2009
When a Japanese person sneaks up on a unsuspecting person and throws a bucket of their diarrhea on them.
by wheyend February 11, 2011
by chill spill March 29, 2006
When a person who has taken laxatives (usually in prepearation for a stunt shitting exercise such as Albanian Roulette, Albanian Baby Shower, Bulgarian Carpet Bomb, Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash, or Haggis Surprise) ends up shitting to early or in the wrong place. The said person's anus wil leak their watery liquid will spill out much like an oil spill. Due to the nature of such stunt shitting exercises the liquidity of the shit will behigh and will spill for quite a distance covering a very large area
Matt: Me and Xander were gonna Bulgarian Carpet Bomb that lamer Curtress' party but Xander goes and takes too many laxatives, he caused a Hamburg Oil Spill all over my car
John: Holy shit dude I hope you made him lick it clean
Bill: Damn Fucking Straight
John: Holy shit dude I hope you made him lick it clean
Bill: Damn Fucking Straight
by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009
The process of cutting open your penis during completion. Thus spilling cum everywhere onto your partner.
by CalvinsLeftNut April 1, 2023