Oh lawd he comin 

The highest possible level of chonk attainable.

My sister's cat weighs 15kg (33lbs), oh lawd he comin'!

Oh lawd he comin by Daemia April 15, 2019

oh lawd he coming

the thiccest lad known to mankind

Friend A: "The big chungus is one of the thiccest beings in the universe."

Friend B: "No. My cat is the thiccest being."

*cat walks in*

Friend A: "oh lawd he coming"

oh lawd he coming by liskkoz March 30, 2019

OH LAWD, HE COMIN 

A phrase used to describe obese cats. It must be in all caps and spelled exactly the way it is shown above.

"Do you have a cat."

"Yeah. He weighs like 30 pounds though."

"OH LAWD, HE COMIN!"

OH LAWD, HE COMIN by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2022

Oh Lawd Jesus 

It refers to black people's pronunciation of "Lord Jesus"

You see a black girl with a huge butt and exclaim: Oh Lawd Jesus that ass!

Oh Lawd Jesus by Vite May 4, 2014

oh lawd jesus 

Black women dialogue for; "Oh how interestingly spontaneous that this particular event occurred at this paradime."

Shaniquela: "Oh Mama Jackson, me and Jamar O'Ryan are having a baby."

Mama Jackson: "Oh lawd Jesus!"

oh lawd jesus by Le_Willis May 21, 2014

Oh lawd he comin 

The term most commonly used for popular memes that involve a particularly cute household pet heading towards the camera.

However, this has more recently been used for the Gorillaz fandom's 2D Cat meme, created by @murdoc.is.god on Instagram.

*2D Cat walking down the street*
Any Gorillaz fan ever: OH LAWD HE COMIN

Oh lawd he comin by AlphaOmegaMonster November 25, 2018

oh lawd 

an expression someone says when he is overwhelmed by a particular physical feature. Particularly on a human....... particularly nice....... particularly.... the ass

e.g. Person; hey look she's got a big a- oh lawd!-

oh lawd by manu :) November 19, 2013