|1.||Oh, I know how it works|
The statement used after being told how something works or functions.
Even if you may or may not know how this something works or functions, use the statement anyways to cause laughter.
"We're going to have a surprise party; where every one will hide and when the birthday girl arrives we will jump out and yell surprise!"
Nearly interrupt the previous statement with:
"---Oh, I know how it works."
|2.||I Don't Know, Man, It's Just Like...I Don't Know, Ya Know?|
The perfect thing to say when you haven't been listening to a conversation that you started. This works for an answer to virtually any question. Perfect for answering if you can't hear the speaker in a crowded, loud room.
Friend: "So how've you been lately? Any better?"
Friend: "I said, HOW'VE YOU BEEN?"
You: (panicking) "Oh, uh...I don't know, man, it's just like...I don't know, ya know?"
Friend: "Yeah, totally."
a good game, despite what most say. most people simply dont realize that its a DIFFERENT GAME. it is NOT halo 1. most people dislike this game because they dont know how it works, or they dislike the power weapons.
being rank 43 on xbox live, i know what im talking about. not everyone will understand how it works. not everyone will enjoy how different it is compared to halo 2. not everyone likes a balanced game (oh god, the pistol).
yes, there IS inconsistancys, but they can all have a counter, and thus can be made obsolete. the trick to this game is to just sit back and wait; unlike many of the little kids who play the game. its all based on smarts & strategy, like CS:S.
frickin noob combo'ers! they have to be fucking pussys! argh!
.......why dont YOU just get a noob combo....?
The definition posted by 555 is full of shit.
"you arent born gay. thats impossible. if your born male, you're gonna like females. males turn gay cause their mother babied them when they were young, or they hung out with females all the time when they were kids."
Being babied or having female best friends has nothing to do with your sexual orientation. Oh, my best friend is fucking a guy! I think I'll join her! .... Not the way it works bub.
"and this is why gay marriage should be banned. if you can turn gay, then you can turn straight again."
So you're forcing them to go away from their ideals? Imagine gays were the majority, and they wouldn't let you marry unless you were gay. You shouldn't be allowed to, just because you "can turn gay" ?
"leave us straights alone. we've banned gay marriage and thats the end, so stop your whining."
Canada recently legalized gay marriage. Surprise.
"imagine yourself a straight kid being adobted by faggots, how would you feel?"
Embarrassed. Now imagine yourself a gay kid being adopted by straight parents. How would you feel?
Like every other goddamn gay person. Give 'em a break, they've got enough troubles.
For the record, I'm a Caucasian heterosexual male. I'm just big on rights.
The United States of America should be a free place for everybody. First it was only Caucasian heterosexual males who were free. I'm one of those. Next it was free only for heterosexual males. Then heterosexuals. When will it be free for all people?
I wasn't alive during the black or women's rights movements, but I'd like to think I would be standing up or their rights if I was. Now's a chance. You don't have to be gay to support gay marriage. Put yourself in the little guy's shoes. Wouldn't you like that small benefit?
If you were gay, or if gays were the majority... I know that's hard for most of you to imagine, but just try... wouldn't you like to be able to marry?
|5.||A Day in the Life|
Is a song by The Beatles in their Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album, composed by John Lennon and Paul McCartney SERIOUSLY!!!, John wrote the beginning and the end and Paul wrote the middle part...two different songs that compliment each other after being merge together...It is considered to be one of the most ambitious, influential, and groundbreaking works in pop music history.. Inspired from a friend of Lennon who died in a car crash with a parked lorry!!! when John read the newspaper..more...
He also read something about filling potholes in Blackburn, Lancashire, but he didn't copy and paste that after taking inspiration he eventually included a little fiction in it...Later it helped fuel the Paul is Dead hoax of the supposed death of Paul...
It also took some inspiration from a movie John starred in minor role in called How I Won The War.....The middle section is McCartney's doing...it is about a commuter whose uneventful morning routine leads him to drift off into a reverie, and also contributed the "I'd love to turn you on" part, which is like the chorus of the song.
It's working title was "In The Life Of...", and started recording on January 19, 1967. The two sections were separated by 24 bars and because of this there was a huge gap be...
|6.||red vs blue|
Funniest thing in existence.
From Episode 4 of Red Vs Blue, funniest quote IMO.more...
Church: Ya, I'll let 'cha in on a little secret. I've ah, I've actually got a girl back home.
Tucker: Oh ya? Girlfriend or wife?
Church: No, man, she's just my girlfriend. You know, we were gonna get married, but I got shipped out, and, ah, you know how it works.
Tucker: Oh, well, are you gonna marry her when you get back?
Caboose: I'm not gonna get married. My dad always said, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Church: Hey rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
Tucker: Naw, I think he just called her a slut.
Church: I'll tell you what noob, I could sit out here and listen to you insult my girlfriend all day long, but as it turns out, I've got an a much more important job for you to do.
Church: See, we got this General..
Tucker: Right, the General guy.
Church: Who likes to come by, and make random inspections of bases. So what I'm gonna have you do, is I'm gonna have you go in the base, and stand right next to the flag at attention. Just incase he decides to come by.
Caboose: When is he stopping by?
Tucker: We never know, could be today, could be a week from now.
Caboose: You want me to stand at attention for a week?
Church: You know, you don't sound very grateful. This is the most important job at the whole base. You're gonna be right there with the flag.
Caboose: What's so important about the flag?
Church: Oh come on, don't they teach you g...
Apple copied Microsoft? Window's "Gadgets" seems eerily similar to OS X's "Widgets". The triangles that collapse folders in Visa is copied from OS X. They copied "Spotlight" in Vista. For all you gamers bashing OS X because there aren't any games, I agree. If you want to game, don't get a Mac. This is coming from an Apple lover. Apple is trying to appeal to businessmen and companies. Never going to happen. But how come when you can easily get a Windows computer with better specs. than a Mac for less, most graphic designers and video editors choose Mac? There must be a reason. Is it the programs? The stable OS? Who knows.more...
The animators from South Park have stated their reason for switching to Macs. Crashing. I have had many PC's and NONE HAVE CRASHED ON ME! But theirs have, due to their heavy use.
You have anti-virus, great for you. But your anti-virus takes up time, system resources, and money, and even with anti-virus, look at viruses like Conficker. It infected governments and hospitals! Now Microsoft is including anti-virus. Why do they keep wasting time patching the OS? Why don't they just start over and build it from a secure base?
If you don't like Macs, don't buy them. All of your reviews are 100% biased. I am an Apple fan, but let me clarify this.
MOST MACS AREN'T UPGRADABLE!!!
THEY ARE NOT GOOD FOR WORK!!!
YOU CANNOT PLAY GAMES!!!
THEY ARE OVERPRICED!!!
However, they do not crash. They do not break any more than other companies' computers. If you don't lik...