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This describes the situation in which a homosexual male in a workplace talks to the heterosexual males in the workplace about chics in an attempt to hide his homosexuality.
"Hey, do you remember that girl at the bar last night? Alfonso told me that he asked her out to the movies this weekend. I think he is just emitting an OFFICE SMOKESCREEN."
by driven-down July 22, 2004