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it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean 

meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about
girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.
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Size of the boat

The "Boat" refers to the size of a penis. The expression is used when a person says when he/she talks about penis size. This statement is usually countered with the motion of the ocean.
The motion of the ocean is better than the size of the boat.

suck the man out of the boat 

to suck the clit from the lips of a cunt.
She loves it when i suck the man out of the boat.

pull the boat out of the basement

It is when you unzip your pants, reach in and pull out your penis and ball sack.
I had to pull the boat out of the basement to take a piss.

Front Of The Boat 

1) The moment in which a person is so emotionally overwhelmed by an event, that they believe they are the central focus of that precise moment, disregarding their surroundings and sometimes gesticulating wildly, akin to Rose standing with Jack at the ship's bow in the 1997 film "Titanic".

2) Acting like a spastic.
"Man, that guy at the gig last night where the tables are? Singing and waving his f**king arms about? He must have thought he was at the front of the boat. Jesus.

Fresh of the boat 

A phrase that native americans use to reffer to the settlers that came off of the Mayflower.




strong heart: Hey black bear, these white people are stealing our corn. WTF!!, we worked all season.

Black bear: Yes, they are!. they must be fresh of the boat. We'll scalp them next season.
Fresh of the boat by Bo dictionary January 24, 2009

out of the boat 

If you are out of the boat, you are in the (de) nile - ie, in denial
Dude 1: She is cheating on you man and you know it
Dude 2: No way
Dude 1: You're out of the boat dude 2.
out of the boat by MexPirate June 12, 2007