The Asshole of the Universe 

Hawkesbury, Ontario, Canada. Specifically, a sprawling, lesser known cesspool-like area of unknown usefulness and stank therein, perhaps utilizing the facade of 'nature reserve' to ward off the unwary of its true identity.

'What's that rancid stank, bro??'
'Look around you, son. We're sitting literally right in the middle of The Asshole of the Universe.'
'Must we toke up HERE??'
'Indeed. Now pass me that bottle, and right here: in the very epicenter of the Great Cosmic Ass, high as kites shall we imminently proceed to get.'
'So be it.'

The Asshole of the Universe by uncle Bert July 31, 2012

Ate half of the asshole 

Having not taken full advantage of an opportunity, especially when the opportunity was rare and/or cherished.

John: "Did you notice that Derrick spent most of the time in Hawaii on Facebook?"
Steve: "Yeah, he really ate half of the asshole on that one"
John: "Excuse me?"

Ate half of the asshole by Is that so? May 13, 2019

Right in the middle of the asshole bitch 

Phrase used when someone kicks his asshole.

(She falls and kicks his ass) Right in the middle of the asshole bitch!

Right in the middle of the asshole bitch by BenPC August 14, 2017

Asshole of the Year

A yearly competion where the winner is selected by whoever does the most horribly funny asshole like thing; the winner is decided on halloween every year and is awarded the honor of being asshole of the year and booze because there's no party without booze.

"Now that is some Asshole of the Year quality shit right there"

Asshole of the Year by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 31, 2006

Asshole Of The Week 

An award that goes to the person who was the biggest asshole of the current week. Most likely the winner does something noteworthy of being an asshole.

Matt won asshole of the week for pissing drunk in the living room.

Asshole Of The Week by ardysamburger January 27, 2011

Asshole of the World 

A place that nobody wants to be, either because it's boring, or it's just plain stupid.

I dropped out of school because I lived in the asshole of the world.

Asshole of the World by Billy Yesko May 21, 2006

Asshole of the World 

India

India is the Asshole of the World its small in proportion to the amount of shit that resides there,its stinks and its all brown.

Asshole of the World by Tyler "Jack" Durden April 15, 2010