Person A: Dear cosmos, if you can hear me, let me get a promotion!
Person B: Yeah, like that would work.
Person C: Person A, you're getting a promotion!
Person A: Nice! See, Person B? Thanks to the odds from the stars, I got what I wanted!
Person B: Yeah, like that would work.
Person C: Person A, you're getting a promotion!
Person A: Nice! See, Person B? Thanks to the odds from the stars, I got what I wanted!
by ChameleonDragon February 10, 2018