oculyze 

Analyzing yeast cells with the AI technology from the company called Oculyze. Mainly used by beer brewers.

Head brewer to the lab guy: "Did you already oculyze the yeast today?"

oculyze by mika-mijo March 3, 2022

ocular pat down 

The somewhat superhuman bouncer ability to look at someone and know if they are a threat.

Mac: I did an ocular pat down and I cleared him. i did an ocular assessment of the situation garnered that he was not a security risk and i cleared him for passage.

ocular pat down by cmack 2406 October 24, 2012

Oculus Quest 2 

your badass standalone vr headset

Guy 1:oh shit man u got an Oculus Quest 2?
Guy 2:nah I got an Oculus Quest 1

Oculus Quest 2 by 3txEXE January 26, 2021

Okulski 

To hurt yourself while jacking off vigorously while sticking your thumb up your ass.

Alex pulled an Okulski and now has a brace on his wrist.

Okulski by dudewastingtime May 15, 2009

Ocularstalkism

When the eyes of a person depicted in a painting appear to follow your movements.

The eyes of that painting are totally following me. That's ocularstalkism!

The room was thick with ocularstalkism.

Ocularstalkism by 7331 May 3, 2004

oculitis 

A vicious inflammation of the eyes, typically a result of BBQ, that causes severe eye pain. Sufferers of oculitis require closing of the eye lids to relieve symptoms.

"Hey Employee 2, are you sleeping at work?" -Employee 1
"No, this BBQ is making my eyes hurt." -Employee 2
"He got the oculitis." -Employee 3

oculitis by flerpaderp November 13, 2018

ocular rectism 

The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.

Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.

ocular rectism by Dr. Obvious June 17, 2008