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Octocock 

The combination of an octopus and a peacock made by using demonic energy. Usually found in Japanese cartoon "entertaining" the young females it comes across using it's tentacles in a forcefully erotic manner.
"The octocock went on a rampage leaving 26 high school girls pregnant before going back to his dimension."

Guy1"What happened to Sakura?"
Guy2"She messed around with that bible and Octocock appeared. She had no Chance."
Guy1"At least she didn't get hulk smashed."
Octocock by Scythe91 May 11, 2011
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octocock 

a) an octopus of the sea that has a numerous amount of rather large cocks.
b) a person that has eight rather large cocks attached to him or her.
for a:
As I was scuba diving down into the coral reef, an octocock started attacking me

for b:
Ted-"Woah dude you have an OCTOCOCK!"
Dude-"I know, Ted! It's awesome!"
octocock by Babblers February 15, 2008

octocock 

A female in active use of 8 penii, all of which must be manipulated by her simultaneously. A minimum of 2 must be in arse, 2 in vag. Other orifii may be employed at the owner's discretion.
Fuckin 'ell, john lent me a stick flick last night that had an octocock. A fucking OCTOCOCK! Jesus, she must have been sore afterwards.
octocock by cock November 29, 2003

Octocock 

A man/superhero who's only defining characteristic is/are his eight enormous penises.
When a man and a woman are in love, the man treats the woman to dinner, drinks, dancing, drinks, front rubs and more drinks, before she gets hot and sloppy, removes his pants and works his octocock.
Octocock by SalsaShark2 November 28, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026