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a physical condition of the female reproductive organ after the delivery of eight children.
Octomom was diagnosed with the medical phenomenon Octo-puss after delivering eight children. The doctor said that her vag looked like a busted watermelon.

After her six week check up following the birth of Octo-mom's multiple children, doctors have coined the term "octo-puss" to descibe the long term effects of what a vag looks like after being stretched beyond an acceptable dilation.
by ravenlee123 March 21, 2009
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It's like fingering a girl in the vagina exept you use 4 fingers and wiggle them around like octopuss legs
Yo I just gave my girlfriend the octopuss
by ~Its_Me~ July 17, 2016
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