crack-ocracy

A government whose leader smokes crack cocaine.

Bob: Is the government of Toronto a democracy?
Jim: No!

Bob: Well. What the hell is it then?
Jim: Toronto is a crack-ocracy, of course.

Bob: Jim, you are a raging Ford-ophobic, a shameless crackophobic and you have no respect for Toronto's crackstitution!

crack-ocracy by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

do-ocracy 

an organizational structure in which individuals choose roles and tasks for themselves and execute them.

“Jeez, why does Mary get to decide what everyone eats and when they work? Who put her in charge?” Older and wiser heads will say, “This is a do-ocracy. If you think you can do Mary’s job, and you want to, then get up there and do it. She’ll probably be relieved. If not, don’t be a jerk and make a big stink about it, or else she’ll stop working so hard and we won’t have anything to eat!”

do-ocracy by dbcoooper April 30, 2014

Douchebag-ocracy 

Dooshbag-ocrasee 1.A form of governance in which total control of daily affairs is controlled by douchebags. 2. The management and leadership team of Ashland Incorporated, and specifically Jim O' Brien.

Example: Man, Ashland Incorporated has been run into the ground! Absolutely. The Douchebag-ocracy likes it that way.

Douchebag-ocracy by woodikwus February 17, 2009

Hipst'ocracy 

When you claim to be an enlightened and unique individual but don't realize the extreme duality in your efforts to be different have crafted you out to be just another sheep on the hunt for individuality. Ba'aaah.

Person 1#: Todd just picked up a flannel, record player, and a peruvian beanie from urban outfitters to impress that one kombucha cunt from sociology.
Person #2: The cringe is strong, the hipst'ocracy makes me want to commit neckrope.

Hipst'ocracy by theblackadder February 25, 2019

media-ocracy 

A form of government or society by which all eligible* citizens are well established to the world and have an equal say in the decisions** that affect their lives and the lives of others.This form of government or society allows individuals to participate equally —indirectly through social networking.

*Eligibility determined via their usage of mass media services, such as email, websites, blogging, Internet and television. Note: greater usage = greater eligibility

**Decisions are based on the information they received from their mass media connections to the world.

We live in a media-ocracy- people decide how to vote based on the information mass media provides.

Alternative spelling: medi-ocracy

media-ocracy by iMonkey November 2, 2012

Woke-o-cracy

Woke-o-cracy: A Modern form of theocracy based on the Woke uncritical acceptance of Critical Race Theory and the willingness to atone for, cancel, or call out any speech or thought aimed at questioning The Woke’sunderlying assumptions.

The Evergreen Woke mobs seem to advocate for a Woke-o-cracy

Woke-o-cracy by NotonFacebook July 20, 2020

oracy 

noun
the ability to express oneself fluently and grammatically in speech.
ORIGIN 1960s: from Latin os, or- ‘mouth,’ on the pattern of literacy.

We hear a lot about literacy, a little about numeracy, but nothing at all about oracy, in the context of education.

oracy by Pepys April 10, 2008