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ocumancer 

The one who reads eyes.

Comes from chiromancer -the one who reads palms and oculist-eye doctor.
The ocumancer read her eyes and revealed the terrifying journey she had to undertake.
ocumancer by ocumancer February 28, 2007

occupancy 

derivative of occupy

synonyms: reside, inhabit, obtain
The maximum occupancy in the elevator is 24 people or 2800 pounds.
occupancy by julie bing January 22, 2005

Natural Occurence 

A disaster that can happen anywear and at anytime.
Natural Occurences eg. Volcano,Tidle wave, Tsunamis,thunder storms, Volcanic Eruptions etc.
Natural Occurence by Jazz!! October 9, 2008

you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences

This is a phrase based on the iconic Doofenshmirtz phrase, "Wow, if I had a nickel for the every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?" The phrase is not only a shortening of the phrase, but makes it easy to add to a conversation without jumpcutting to "haha funny reference".
Dude, this girl fell in love with me, dumped me, forgot she dated me, fell in love with me again, and dumped me AGAIN! Sigh, you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences...

Occulence 

His occulence was impenetrable.
Occulence by God of Spoken Words January 15, 2025

Maximum Occupancy 

Also Known As: Fully Occupied

During Groups sex when a female has reached her "Occupancy," Usually involving five males and the female is on her back on top of a male, whose stiffy is inside her asshole. A second male stands over her missionary-style and has his stiffy in her vagina. The third male is staddling the female's face with his stiffy inside her mouth. While the female preforms two hand-jobs, one stiffy in each hand, with the fourth and fifth males. Usually Places can be changed during sex, And beginning positions are based on chance or a coin toss.
"Did you hear "insert name" went home with five guys?!"
"Maximum Occupancy All-night"
Maximum Occupancy by Onlypudge December 1, 2011