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a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube
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Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger. "I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"
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