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4.
The bag Oh Boy O'Berto beef jerkey comes in.
C'mon man open the obert im starving!
by Dave March 02, 2004
 
1.
the word originally defines an intelligent young man, however, he died from having a large penis. Thus, his name defines anyone who has a big penis.
For an example, damn yo, billy has a Obert. I hope he doesn't go down like him.
by Obert A. Kong July 25, 2004
 
2.
the opposite of obert thus someone who has died from having a small penis. if you call someone an oberts, it means they have a small penis.
Chris why Do you have such an oberts?!?!
by WesMont December 09, 2010
 
3.
An unbelievably annoying prick that haunts the ff. He loves to ban people for no reason and deletes any posts he disagrees with.
Common characteristics of an obert:

Terrified of being exposed

Can't spell

Can't please his wife

Love for power and discipline
obert is an orbert
by keainformer September 22, 2013