A. "Dude the travel agency gave me a connecting flight at O'Hare International Airport."

B. "Damn! What Sins have you been committing?"

A. "Well...rape, murder, incest..."

B. "Ahhh, that explains it. Don't do those things and you won't have to fly out of O'Hare."
by TheOtherBeave June 3, 2011
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