I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots
by fartman_ April 2, 2009
Bob:Jim what are you eating there.
Jim:(Hesitantly) Uh some food.
Bob:Ohhhh Jim your on Nutrisystem. I see.
The Next Day.
Jim:Hey Bob whats that your eating.
Bob;(Hesitantly) Uh some food.
Jim:Oh my Bob your on Nutrisystem to.
Bob:Well now that the secrets out I guess were both Nutri-Buddies.
Jim:(Hesitantly) Uh some food.
Bob:Ohhhh Jim your on Nutrisystem. I see.
The Next Day.
Jim:Hey Bob whats that your eating.
Bob;(Hesitantly) Uh some food.
Jim:Oh my Bob your on Nutrisystem to.
Bob:Well now that the secrets out I guess were both Nutri-Buddies.
by Japan Bubbles August 27, 2009
Nastiest thing you will EVER consume! It gets to the point where...Nvm, you REALLY don't want to hear that.
Karen: Are you eating a nutri-grain bar?
Stacy: Are you kidding me?! I'm about to sneak it into that nerd's sandwich!
Karen: Omg, isn't he gonna...?
Stacy: EXACTLY ; )
Stacy: Are you kidding me?! I'm about to sneak it into that nerd's sandwich!
Karen: Omg, isn't he gonna...?
Stacy: EXACTLY ; )
by eww May 21, 2008