C nut
C nut by dodgy dave defines August 6, 2023
Get the C nut mug.
Post Nut Clarity
The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to
Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck
Brian: Jerry what the fuck
Post Nut Clarity by Im not drunk April 23, 2018
Related Words
nut cracker • nut check • nut cheese • nut cut • nut cream • Nut-cheeks • nut chugger • Nut City • nut cluster • nut coma
Cost per Nut (CPN)
Cost per Nut (CPN) is the empirical value that ultimately answers the question, “Which woman is hotter?”
In its simplest form:
CPN = total resources spent (MONEY + TIME + EFFORT) / number of directly induced orgasms (not including fantasized jerk-offs)
MONEY includes meals, gifts, etc. TIME includes the number of dates, phone calls, emails, etc. EFFORT takes into account travel, meeting her friends & family, etc.
Because of the subjective nature of dating and relationships, (ie “I prefer blondes”, “I like big butts”, “I’m a boob man”, etc), CPN condenses to one of the most basic goals of male dating and the relative cost of reaching it.
Note that CPN will vary greatly for the same woman depending on her evaluation of the individual male. While one hears “I don’t do that”, Chads easily bypass her defenses or simply aren’t confronted with such automatic barriers.
CPN is often challenged by the emotional female response “You can’t put a price on love!” This is ostensibly true. However, all too often and late, once-enamored males find themselves on the wanting side of female-biased institutions, such as divorce court, where a judge will tell him, to the penny, how much “love” costs per month.
In practical application, CPN tends to enhance the merit of the Hotness Scale (aka Hot-Crazy Matrix) and helps males focus on their innate logic before being overwhelmed by primal urges and emotions.
In its simplest form:
CPN = total resources spent (MONEY + TIME + EFFORT) / number of directly induced orgasms (not including fantasized jerk-offs)
MONEY includes meals, gifts, etc. TIME includes the number of dates, phone calls, emails, etc. EFFORT takes into account travel, meeting her friends & family, etc.
Because of the subjective nature of dating and relationships, (ie “I prefer blondes”, “I like big butts”, “I’m a boob man”, etc), CPN condenses to one of the most basic goals of male dating and the relative cost of reaching it.
Note that CPN will vary greatly for the same woman depending on her evaluation of the individual male. While one hears “I don’t do that”, Chads easily bypass her defenses or simply aren’t confronted with such automatic barriers.
CPN is often challenged by the emotional female response “You can’t put a price on love!” This is ostensibly true. However, all too often and late, once-enamored males find themselves on the wanting side of female-biased institutions, such as divorce court, where a judge will tell him, to the penny, how much “love” costs per month.
In practical application, CPN tends to enhance the merit of the Hotness Scale (aka Hot-Crazy Matrix) and helps males focus on their innate logic before being overwhelmed by primal urges and emotions.
"Hey Bro! I think they’re both hot & really like me. Which one should I choose?"
"Pull yourself together my man! All that matters is which one has the lowest Cost per Nut (CPN). Yo!"
"Pull yourself together my man! All that matters is which one has the lowest Cost per Nut (CPN). Yo!"
Cost per Nut (CPN) by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 10, 2023
Bust That Nut Challenge
A challenge where you masturbate with 2 or more people and see who can last the longest without busting a nut.
Bust That Nut Challenge by Ancientttt December 18, 2021
post-nut clarity
that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to
*definition number 3
*definition number 3
post-nut clarity by Skeetskeetskeetward July 4, 2017
Post Nut Clarity
The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming (busting a nut).
Can be achieved via pre-bating (mastubating before a date/ encounter to reduce sexual urges.)
Also refers to the phenomena when an individual loses interest in a person after they have sex with them.
Term mostly used by men, but women have gradually began using it as well.
Can be achieved via pre-bating (mastubating before a date/ encounter to reduce sexual urges.)
Also refers to the phenomena when an individual loses interest in a person after they have sex with them.
Term mostly used by men, but women have gradually began using it as well.
1. I saw my baby’s mom the other day and I couldn’t stop thinking how fine she looked, I honestly had to go home and beat my meat to get some Post Nut Clarity because I was tripping, I wasn’t thinking straight to wanna to be messing with her again.
2. Remember that fine guy from the club, we went back to his place afterwards and we fucked, immediately after I came I regretted it, I’d never really date a guy like that... nothing like some Post Nut Clarity to reveal to you that you’re only smashing someone just because you’re super horny.
2. Remember that fine guy from the club, we went back to his place afterwards and we fucked, immediately after I came I regretted it, I’d never really date a guy like that... nothing like some Post Nut Clarity to reveal to you that you’re only smashing someone just because you’re super horny.
Post Nut Clarity by GolfRomeo242 September 17, 2018
Post-Nut Clarity
"What would you do right now if you won $200 million?"
"Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move."
"Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move."
Post-Nut Clarity by TonyHamilton Ck May 10, 2019