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Bean Nut 

A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.
That mans is a bean nut.
Bean Nut by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020

Bean Nut 

A Catholic Priest, who likes likes 10 year old boys.
That damn nigger is a bean nut.
Bean Nut by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020

Bean Nut Butter 

That mixture of semen and lady juice found round the base of your cock after sexual intercourse.
Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!

Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.

Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.

Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.
Bean Nut Butter by BruffandConlon September 4, 2013

poop nutbean 

Poop nutbean is a phrase that can literally replace any word. It originated as a knock at the surname Nutbean (cheeky Brits chided at the name Nutbean since the reign of King Edward 1st, known as 'The hammer of the Scots') The joke was deciding what the funniest given name could be: coco nutbean, pea nutbean etc. But of course, as clever as those may be, there is nothing funnier than being named poop. Alas, poop nutbean was born.
Patrick - Poop nutbean! I forgot to pick up my little sister from school.

Ron - Shit man, you really poop nutbeaned this time.
poop nutbean by trisaratop May 4, 2011

poop nutbean 

A derogatory term that one exhales when they have fucked up, or the situation is fucked up. Poop nutbean typically replaces "shit" or "oh fuck" in public situations.
Flo - Your call is important to us, please hold...

You - Poop nutbean! As if I'll hold, dumb twat.
poop nutbean by coco111 December 5, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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